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Bank Deal

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Bank Deal thanks to Fred Jerant

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A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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