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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump


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