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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Carpe Diem! Seize the day!
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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