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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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