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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Carpe per diem - seize the cheque. - Robin Williams

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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