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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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3 Stages Of A Man's Life thanks to David Bailey

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

He was a bold man that first did eat an oyster. - Jonathan Swift

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

It is not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts. - Adlai Stevenson

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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