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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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