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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. - Robin Williams

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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