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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

If a man has done his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is. - Sam Rayburn

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

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