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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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