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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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