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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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