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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. - Emperor Ferdinand of Austria

I remember when Groundhog Day was about groundhogs. - Unknown

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven't. - Thomas Edison

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin


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