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Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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