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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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