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Train Boat

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Train Boat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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