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Towel Dog thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cooling off with man's best friend

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Go, and never darken my towels again. - Groucho Marx

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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