Tongue TwistHer
When you know it's time to stop talking
Year's first case of Rented Lip Syndrome
An ESL student after her first week of classes
QuotaBillsA pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker
Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert
An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright
A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero
Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken
Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant
The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor
Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier
Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey
There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings
I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke
Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami
Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats
The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem
One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner
There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon