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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. - Unknown

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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