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Tennis Hammock

Net Profit as one's biggest racket

Tennis Hammock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How relaxing tennis can be

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Leap and the net will appear. - Zen Saying

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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