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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

But the ultimate lesson is just sit down and write. - Wole Soyinka

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try." - Homer Simpson

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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