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Summer Headstand

Why walk on water when you can use your head?

Summer Headstand thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nose Dive Olympics - watered down version

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Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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