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Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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