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Stern Warning - a Not Yacht

Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor

Stern Warning - a Not Yacht thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

65’ custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS system and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines... $7.5 million

Stern Warning - a Not Yacht thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

“Soon-To-Be Owners” Celebration Champagne for the excited “soon to be owners and a small group of friends... $1,500.00 Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging... $2,500/hour complete with faulty $35 turnbuckle. (Note the guy in stern)

Stern Warning - a Not Yacht thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Watching your $7.5 million dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by corporate reps from the company that built it just prior to “inking” the final paperwork... PRICELESS! ... and a sigh of relief for NOT being responsible for the OIL LEAK

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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