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Soured Love

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Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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