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In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. - Eric Geddes

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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