#1 humor site on the 'net

Soured Love

Need some Pucker Power on Valentines Day?

Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


3 Stages Of A Man's Life

Just Buried

With The Pope

Chain Mail

Who's There?

Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

Daily Trivia J

Saskatchewan Wind Chimes

Ice Cream Rose

Dawn Gone

Bolt Action Door

You Want Me To Do What?

Metro Support

Fear Of Light

South Africa Taxi

Child Disarma-meant

Propane Diving

Leave Toes Outside

Tightrope Bike

China Road Load

Mega Samurai Puzzles A

Chinese Road Rocks

Lunch Break on a Hot Day

Chinese Deer Hunter