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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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