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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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