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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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