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Snail Time

Clock for days that just never end

Snail Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How many ring hours 'til your shift is done?

Great for watch-ing time!
The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Self Portrait for Squirrels

Coin Stacking

Hooking Penalty

Zebra Bus Stop

Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides

Bird Smoker

Hot Mexican Deals

Coffin Escape

African Airlines

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Autographed Copy

Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots

Sorry Employees


Middle East Play House

Cadillac Clearance

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Bee Prepared

Stolen Car

Paper Face

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