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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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