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Shoelusion thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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