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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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Mirror Lake

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Coffee Spoon

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Water Judge

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Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator

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Flipper Soccer

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