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Senior Protesters

Union rally for retired senior citizens

Senior Protesters thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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