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Senior Protesters

Union rally for retired senior citizens

Senior Protesters thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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