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Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. - H L Mencken

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump


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