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Segway Stroller

Introducing the Segway Human Transport-her!

Segway Stroller thanks to Karen Moore

Stroll-her in the fast lane

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Ultimately, inventing is not a committee activity. - Dean Kamen

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner

The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses. - Charlotte P. Gillman


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