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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose


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