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Rising To The Occasion

Young Jethro aspiring to be a Ladder Day Saint

Rising To The Occasion thanks to Mike King

Upward Mobility - set your goals high

Take up life’s challenges one rung at a time

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I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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