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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements


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