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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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