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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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