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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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