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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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