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Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

Once you're finished horsing around, it’s my turn!'

Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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