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Put On A Happy Face

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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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