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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

The post of honour is a private station. - Joseph Addison

The past is a guide post, not a hitching post. - L. Thomas Holdcroft

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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