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No Go Intersection

Mind over matter doesn't matter at this intersection

No Go Intersection thanks to Bob Tasse

Signs of the Times - Rush Hour in Vancouver, B.C.

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There is only one way to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it. - Dale Carnegie

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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