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Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong thanks to Mike King

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

What is morally wrong cannot be politically right. - William Gladstone

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


Self Portrait for Squirrels

Coin Stacking

Hooking Penalty

Zebra Bus Stop

Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides

Bird Smoker

Hot Mexican Deals

Coffin Escape

African Airlines

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Autographed Copy

Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots

Sorry Employees

Sidecar

Middle East Play House

Cadillac Clearance

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Bee Prepared

Stolen Car

Paper Face

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