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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown


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