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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!
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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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