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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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