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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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