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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every man over 40 is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

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