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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

A man is known by the company he avoids. - Unknown

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

The wisest man is generally he who thinks himself the least so. - Nicolas Baileau

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

The significance of a man is not in what he attains but in what he longs to attain. - Kahlil Gibran

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

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