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Making Light of Christmas

A quick way to put up the Christmas lights this year

The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up for a couple of weeks. They are up now and for some reason she will not talk to me...

Making Light of Christmas thanks to Roy Taylor

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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