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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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