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A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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