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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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