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Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D.

The Easter Story

Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D. thanks to Mike King

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18


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