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How Sunset Is Made

Making light of a perfect day

How Sunset Is Made thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Light years before Thomas Edison

Watt-ered down setting sun
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Many hands make light work. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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