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Hog hunting in South Louisiana

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton


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