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Bubba's girlfriend found a new way to walk on water

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields


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