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Heineken Meets Star Wars

A beer light years ahead of its competition

Heineken Meets Star Wars thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Un-beer-ievable robot ad

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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