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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus


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