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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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