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The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami

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