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Hands On Tree

Find your hole family tree!

Hands On Tree thanks to Mike King

Create your own Family Tree two hands at a time

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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