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Good Luck Angel

Who is watching over your shoulder?

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A man loses control of his pickup... The pickup hits a guard rail and flips end over end over a culvert...

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Do you think he had an angel on his shoulder?

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Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg


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