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Geek Piano

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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