#1 humor site on the 'net

Gateway To Obesity

Great American Landmarks

Gateway To Obesity thanks to Irvin Kauffman

QuotaBills
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


Carpet Diet

Canadian Fast Food

Manitoba Home Security System

Walk Sign Ending

Stealth Photographer

Cow Licks

Am I Visible?

Security for a Stripped Bike

Japanese Yen for Downside Housing

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Zoo Invitation

Pencil Shavings

Hidey Ho, Neighbour!

Ed In Burgh

Safe Working Practices?

Shade Stockings

Ex-Pilot

Stair Substitute

Alaska Phone Booth

How to Prepare a Man for His Funeral

Crap Flavoured Instant Noodles

Three Cats Ago

Burnt Out Driver

1-800-PILLCASH