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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

Forgotten Easter Eggs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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