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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

Forgotten Easter Eggs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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