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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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