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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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