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Firm Egg

Warning for Easter breakfast: Beware of firm eggs!

Firm Egg thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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