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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Life is an adventure in forgiveness. - Norman Cousins

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Once you're dead you're made for life. - Jimi Hendrix

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Defries

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

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