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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Once you're dead you're made for life. - Jimi Hendrix

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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