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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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