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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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